One year older, hopefully a little wiser, though probably not.
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Fandom Meme: If my TV habits were my dating life:
1.) The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it:
Bad Girls - I resisted this one for as long as I could but finally succumbed to temptation. I was hooked by the end of the first episode, completely besotted with Helen and Nikki. We were happy together for three series but then Helen and Nikki left me and the rebound girls just couldn't take their places. After that it was all over... SHIT HAPPENS.
2.) The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets:
Xena - I fell hard and I fell fast. I devoted myself to this one completely, it nealy took over my life. When it ended I was inconsolable and seven years later I still consider it to be my one true love. Every now and again I'll sit down and watch an episode or two and remember why I loved it so much in the first place.
3.) The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized she really was fucking crazy:
Babylon 5 - There had never been anything like this for me before. There was depth, there was debate and there was a desire to know all the secreats of the story. The first four series were spot on; intriguing and slick and then in the fifth series it totally lost the plot.
4.) The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved she doesn't actually live in town:
Birds of Prey - I really did spend a weekend with this one and did it twice. After the second time I was still pissed that it was over and wished I could have done something different to save it.
5.) The steady:
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit - Always there when I need a fix and always keeping me interested. Always a little something new... Abbie to Alex to Casey to... Alex apparently. (Haven't watched the new girl yet.)
6.) The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with:
Battlestar Galactica - Everytime I even think about this one I get a shiver run along my spine. I know it's good, I know it's clever, I know it's like nothing I've ever seen before and maybe that's why it intimidates the hell out of me.
7.) The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't:
Charmed - It's entertaining, and every and now again I like to kick back and spend the evening with it. But that's where it ends.
8.) The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool chick except it's never really gone anywhere:
Gavin and Stacy - Yeah I watched a few, yeah it's pretty good but I'm not rushing back to watch more.
9.) The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?":
The L Word - I even went with this one for a bit, but it just couldn't hold my attention. I felt cheated by it and can't understand why my friends don't feel the same.
10.) The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly:
Womens Murder Club - Actually I was the one who fell for it, I was the one who talked incessantly about it and I who knew it would end badly because it had been axed (It still didn't stop me from watching it and getting Debs and maureen to watch it and feel my pain aswell).






The August Bank Holiday – usually it’s just another day off work to lounge around and do nothing. But not this year, this year we have decided to participate in a time honoured tradition of the Bank Holiday – The Fun Fair.
Deciding to make a day of it we headed to Greenwich for brunch, looked around the local markets before seeking shelter from the mild temperature in the nearest pub. We managed to catch the Closing Ceremony of the Bejing Olympics with the sound muted allowing us to incorporate our own witty commentary. ‘He could have at least tucked his shirt in’, ‘I bet that football will be on Ebay by tomorrow’, okay so it wasn’t that witty.
After refreshment we took a slow stroll through Greenwich Park, slow because it’s uphill all the way. We stopped at the Greenwich Observatory to admire the city view from the home of Greenwich Mean Time. All roads may lead to Rome but Greenwich is the centre of the time/space continuum. Out the other side of the park is Blackheath where the bodies of the Black Death victims are supposedly buried in a mass grave, but today it plays host to the Fun Fair.
We made a couple of laps of the fairground, resisting the cries of ‘try your luck’, ‘come and have a go’ and ‘a prize every time’. I eventually caved when somebody brandished a fishing rod before me and I hooked a duck that won me a teddy bear. Katie won a similar prize but I knew where she really wanted to ‘try her luck’… the shooting range. Knock down seven targets with seven shots to win a prize. Taking up her pellet gun Katie took aim. I am equal parts alarmed and in awe that she knocked down all seven in seven on her first attempt. (Note to self: keep Katie away from Daddy’s shot guns.)
Naomi and I decided to take a gentle ride on the Merry Go Round. As a fan of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit I am happy to say I rode a horse named Olivia. Why is it that despite the fact that Naomi is 33 and I’m 30 and we understand the logistics of a Merry Go Round that we still insist on racing? After this I then convince Naomi to up the wild ride feel by going on the big wheel, which was just fine until they stopped us at the top for a few minutes. I enjoyed the view, but Naomi did not enjoy my rocking the seat. By the time we disembarked she was a light shade of green.
However this did nothing to diminish her appetite and we finished off the day with dinner and headed home. All in all a very nice Bank Holiday. Of course it could have been worse, we could have chosen another Bank Holiday tradition of DIY. No wait… Dad’s coming around tomorrow and we’re boarding out the attic.
A week or so ago
Monday 25th January 2008
I hate the Monday after the convention. It’s all over for another year and I have to say goodbye to all my American friends who I probably won’t see for another year, and goodbye to all my British friends who are flying back to Good Ol’ Blighty at some point. But hey, I’m going to Las Vegas so I’m not too tearful!
We get to hang out at Bob Hope airport for most of the morning and invariably we bump into someone from the convention, eeking out the buzz for as long as we can.
Going on South West Airlines is like going on a bus that flies. For a lot of people it’s simply a commute, just like the one I take to work everyday, but with better views, better seats and no overcrowding. I love that the cabin crew wear shorts and tee-shirts and that I barely get my in flight drink to my lips before it’s time to stow my trade table and return my seat to it’s upright position.
A quick ride to the Excalibur Hotel and I feel like I’m home. I miss the sound of the casino; mechanic voices chanting ‘Wheel of Fortune’, the ‘ping, ping, ping’ of the slot machine reels. I even miss the smell of the casino, I have no idea what it is, probably a higher level of oxygen being pumped into the air to keep the gamblers awake. Whatever it is I already have a bounce in my step. The bed is as big as the one we had at the Marriott even if the room isn’t, but I don’t plan to spend a lot of time there.
We’ve scarcely unpacked and I’m dragging Katie out of the room and through the labyrinth of Black Jack, Texas Hold ‘em, Roulette Wheels and out for some exploring. The Luxor, The Mandalay Bay, New York New York and The MGM Grand are in easy reach before we need to meet Maureen and Virginia for dinner, so it’s time to go play on the moving walkways. If it’s not busy I like to do a little song and dance number from ‘Singing In The Rain’ called ‘Broadway Rhythm’; running against the walkway, going with the walkway and singing at the top of my lungs. I can’t seem to help myself. Nor can I seem to quash the desire to run around the inside of The Luxor as though I’m in an episode of Stargate; this, however, I manage not to act out.
We spend a couple of hours looking around the different casinos and shopping arcades, just letting Katie take in the sheer madness that is Las Vegas. Then it’s time to head back to the room and meet up with Maureen and meet Virginia for the first time. Virginia is Maureen’s oldest sister and I’ve heard a lot about her over the years, a lot that Maureen begs me not to reveal that I know. Two hours later I know all the stories again, from Virginia’s point of view; mostly the same story, but with a lot more swearing!
There was no real doubt about where we were going to be eating on our first night in Las Vegas. Maureen and I have waxed lyrical over the Mandalay Bay Buffet for years, Virginia has been once before and was ready to return and Katie had been waiting for this experience since the beginning of the trip. We were too late for the dessert section but who cares when there’s salmon and crab claws, noodle soup that has pasta bows, creamy mashed potato and omelettes made to order.
With our appetites nicely satisfied we wander back through The Mandalay Bay and The Luxor and into The Excalibur. Las Vegas in a big city and we’ve got a lot of ground to cover tomorrow.
Tuesday 26th January 2008
Dropped by the Sherwood Café for breakfast, headed through New York New York (browsed the tee-shirt counter at Coyote Ugly), into the MGM Grand (stopped by the Lion habitat where a couple of cubs were entertaining the audience) and finally arrived in Heaven. Heaven being a three storey tall Coca-Cola bottle; where the famous brand logo is stamped on anything from a key ring to a classic chest refrigerator. I have a pair of pajamas.
No trip to Coca-Cola World would be complete without having at least one drink at the café conveniently located on the top floor. So Katie and I ordered a medium coke and medium diet coke and proceeded to give ourselves brain freeze as we drank them too quickly.
From there we began our whirlwind around the world trip, or at least the Las Vegas version of it. A slow stroll down to Paris, where because we hadn’t finished our Cokes we got ourselves some Pepsi and sat for a few minutes to admire the 1:8 replica of the Eiffel Tower. On the way we passed Morte Carlo, currently closed because it had suffered some fire damage at the weekend. Then we were crossing the Rialto Bridge as we made it to Venice, making a beeline for St Mark’s Piazza, buying ice cream and watching the Gondolas bob past. I’ve never really spent much time in the Venetian and now I know why. Lots of lovely little shops with beautiful masks and amazing hand made leather journals; I could spend a fortune and not even care, so Katie dragged me out and promised to buy me a mask for an early birthday present.
Across the road and we begin the journey back to Arthurian England. We’re a little too early for the Siren’s at Treasure Island so we’ll have to come back for that. We bypass the Forum Shops because I have no desire to spend $300 on a handbag. Spare a brief glance for the Coliseum, well we were sightseeing. We did stop at the Bellagio Lake, but after 15 minutes with no dancing water we moved on because it was starting to get a bit chilly. We ducked into New York New York for a bit of warmth and walked through the pretend streets and into the pretend park. And then we were back to our castle.
We did indeed cover a lot of ground, miles when you take in the endless corridors of the Aladdin’s Passage at Planet Hollywood and the numerous floors of the Fashion Show Mall. And we walked all day, no buses, no cabs, no wonder I only want to go as far as the Round Table Buffet for dinner.
Wednesday 27th January 2008
It’s Annual Best Buy and Barnes and Noble day in Las Vegas. The rest of Las Vegas doesn’t actually celebrate this holiday, just myself and those on the trip with me. It’s a day dedicated to going off Strip to one of the numerous little shopping arcades, what we here in England would call a retail park, and spending a vast amount of dollars on DVDs, CDs, electronics and books.
Last year we discovered after a healthy spend in Best Buy that Barnes and Noble had a 2 for 1 on most of the DVD box sets we’d just got. This year we heeded our mistake and went to Barnes and Noble first; and they’re still having a 2 for 1 deal. After browsing the shelves of television series for a few minutes I realise I have all my Angel and Buffy and Xena box sets. There’s no new release for Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. And every other series I like gets cancelled after 13 episodes and rarely makes it to DVD release. In short I can’t find anything to buy. But then a little gem appears before me: 30 Rock season one. Mine. Tina Fey is my goddess; she writes, she acts, she creates, she produces, why would I not worship her? And Stephanie March as a lesbian… GO GAY FOR GRETCHEN.
Over at Best Buy I pick up Studio 60 and The Shield for Dean, neither of them were available in the 2 for 1 next door. I get close to pulling the Complete Alias box set from the shelf but Katie stops me with a gentle reminder that I’m trying to be careful with money during this trip. I hate it when she makes me sensible.
We manage to get a cab back to the hotel and arrange to reconvene with The Sisters later on for an excursion. In the mean time Katie and I decide that having pictures taken in front of various landmarks would be a fun way to pass the time. So we posed before the Statue of Liberty, The Sphinx, The Eiffel Tower, The Coliseum and the castle – America, Europe, Africa and time travel all in the one day, how wonderful.
Our excursion for the evening is a trip to Fremont Street. I’ve been meaning to do this for six years but never quite got around to it, this year I was determined. The four of us got 24 hour bus passes and boarded The Deuce at Tropicana and sat in traffic for an hour, there was an accident somewhere along the Strip. Finally we get to Fremont Street and I feel a bit of a shiver as I see some of the first casinos to be built in this town: 4 Queens, Golden Nugget, Binion’s Horseshoe, The Golden Gate and The Plaza. Not to mention the Marlborough Man waving away at everyone. I couldn’t resist the chance to pump a few dollars into a slot machine at The 4 Queens just so I could say I did.
We watched the light show on the canopy above us, but I wasn’t really held captive by it. I was more interested by everyone else looking up at it and by the street performers and finding somewhere that was a little bit warmer.
The return bus ride was even more of an adventure than the first. We get as far as the junction of Treasure Island to find the whole thing blocked off by police. No traffic is moving in either direction and foot traffic is forbidden to cross as well. Thankfully sitting just across from us is the daughter of a taxi driver and after a few phone calls she reveals that President Bush is in town. This gets everybody talking to one another, and on discovering that our group is British begin apologising profusely for their leader. Considering he won two elections I have never met anyone who has voted for him.
Unfortunately the delay this caused meant that we would not be in time for The Mandalay Bay buffet and so we opted for the MGM café instead. For some reason unknown to anyone, including myself, at this particular restaurant I always order my starter from the breakfast menu and my main from the starter menu. Not so this year, I took a gamble and had the starter for a starter and a main for a main; chicken noodle soup followed by a cheese and bacon burger. I didn’t manage to finish the burger but at least I know I tried.
Back in the hotel room we decided to actually switch on the rather large television that graced our wall. We tuned into an episode of Sex And The City. I’ve only ever seen one episode of Sex And The City and it was the same one. I fell asleep in no time.
Thursday 28th January 2008
Our last full day in Las Vegas; we decide to skip breakfast at the Sherwood Café in favour of an early lunch in a little place I know. Head to Coca-Cola World, take the escalator to the basement, go past the climbing wall and the aqua massagers, walk through the video game arcade and up a ramp is a little diner that serves the best burgers I’ve ever had in my life.
Katie and I ordered something called ‘Sliders’ as a starter; six mini burgers with various condiments so you can flavour them to your own taste. I followed this with a chicken burger and Katie had a turkey wrap. With enough energy in our system we prepare to tackle the Strip for the final time.
Usually I would spend a couple of hours just playing in the arcade but today we have other plans. We head straight to the Venetian and after walking around the faux alleys and waterways we finally find the little shop selling the carnival masks and Katie lets me pick out my birthday present. It’s a gorgeous half face with silvers and blues and sparkles. She then quickly ushers me from the store before I can be distracted by the leather journals again.
Next we decide to visit The Secret Garden at The Mirage. We watch the Dolphins playing with Frisbees and take plenty of photographs so that we can guarantee that at least a couple will turn out okay. Then it’s onto my favourite part: the big cats, Lions, White Lions, Bengal Tigers, White Tigers, a Black Panther and a Snow Leopard. On my first trip to The Secret Garden I was relieved that these animals are only on show here for opening times and that they live on a big ranch with Siegfried and Roy and that they rotate which cats are on show every few days. And then there’s the Elephant; why does he share his space with a turkey? I ask myself this question every year and I still don’t have the answer. It’s a combination I just don’t understand, clearly.
It was starting to get a little darker out and so we decide to take in The Sirens show at Treasure Island. I’ve never seen the show before; it was fun to watch, some dancing, some acrobatics, some girls in very skimpy clothing who must have been freezing in that water. After the show we wander back along the Strip and as we reach The Bellagio they’re gearing up for a show, how very fortuitous for us. I think the song was ‘It’s Great To Be An American’ but it could have been ‘Singing In The Rain’ I just love watching those fountains dance, and they keep very good time.
Back at The Excalibur I try to spend some of the money I have left because I really don’t want to exchange it when I get home. I put $20 dollars into a slot machine and get $60 out, typical.