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When my Mother retired last year the firm presented her with two day passes to The Sanctuary Spa. Let me first tell you that my Mother and I work for the same firm and so everyone looked to me for gift ideas... that's my sisters department. The spa day was also my sisters idea, the second day pass was the idea of my boss because she thought my Mother would like the company, and because she couldn't see me sitting around in a robe and flip flops all day, the second day pass was intended for my sister. However, somehow, I ended spending today at The Sanctuary Spa with my Mother.

And now for the Dollhouse reference. Any review, article or write up about Joss Whedon's 'Dollhouse' always says how much the facility looks and feels just like a spa, that's because a spa really is like the Dollhouse. Everybody is dressed in their robes walking around with a very docile nature or lounging on comfy couches around the Koi Carp Lounge, some taking a dip in the relaxtion pool or the exercise pool, there's even one room that reminded me disturbingly of the sleeping chambers and when someone asked me 'Are you ready for your treatment?' I wanted to laugh hysterically.

My day:

11.00 - Arrive, register, change, tour.

11.15 - A few lengths of the exercise pool, just to get the blood pumping, and just because I like swimming

11.45 - Head up to The Lavender Suite for my 'treatment'. I chose a full body massage with essential oils.

12.00 - Treatment begins with a lovely lady named Andrea, who leaves me to change into some fantastic temporary pants, helps me choose which oils I'd like and the proceeds to do amazing things to my body to make it relax so much that I wobble when I finally leave the room.

13.15 - Finally locate my Mother in the Koi Lounge, because we'd forgotten to arrange somewhere to meet after our sessions. After a rest, so that the Shea Butter I've been practically basted in has been absorbed into my skin, we head up to the restuarant for lunch.

13.45 - It is a bizarre experience to sit in a restaurant where everyone is wearing exactly the same thing as you. I dined on a Goats Cheese and Red Onion Tart for starters and Organic Pan Fried Salmon with crushed potato and spinach for my main. (Crushed is just a fancy way of saying mashed but with the skin still on.) It was all delicious.

14.45 - Returned to the Koi Lounge, intent on reading a little before my next session. I managed about six pages before I fell asleep with the book on my face because I was so darn relaxed.

15.30 - I wake up in time to attend my next session, The Sleep Retreat. This is where ten of us enter a darkened room and head to an assigned bed. We press a button on the remote and the bed starts vibrating, then put on some headphones and a very ethereal voice tells us to relax and enjoy our meditative journey. There was something about water and birds and grass and a hammock... zzz zzzz zzzzz zzzzzz

16.00 - Back to the Koi Lounge, I staked out a bed and a blanket and fell asleep for another half hour.

16.30 - Shower, change, sign out, leave.

I spent half the day wet and half the day asleep... it was surprisingly exhausting.

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Some days, I swear, this is what my soul looks like.
(Artwork by Katie McCrystal)

Magpie - Pica Pica (Latin)
one for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy,
five for silver, six for gold, seven a secret, never to be told



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sharing is caring - day six: a quote

  • Nov. 21st, 2009 at 1:55 AM
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I wasn't quite as prepared as I would like to have been for 'day six'. I'm sure there are lots of quotes swimming around in my head and as soon as I post this entry to my journal they will all surface and clamour for my attention by telling me that I should have used their wit, or knowledge, or inspiration. In order to successfully complete 'day six' on 'day six' I am taking the advice of my late grandfather who would always tell me that when you can't think of a suitable answer you should always answer with Winston Churchill because sooner or later it will actually be the correct answer. (It's true, at a pivotal moment in a game of Trivial Pursuits I employed this method and won the whole damn game.)

With the advice of Alf and the help of Google I have chosen the following:

"Curse ruthless time! Curse our mortality. How cruelly short is the alloted span for all we must cram into it!" Winston Churchill

I know nothing of when or where or why he said this, but I felt it strike a chord when I read it. A not too subtle reminder that if I want to make something more of myself in this life I better get on and do it.

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sharing is caring - day five: a youtube clip

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 12:19 AM
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My parents are ballroom dancers, in fact, that was how they met over forty years ago. So both my sister and I have dancing in our blood; we've both gone through the obligatory childhood phase of disco dancing, filled our teenage years with contemporary dancing, and experimented in our twenties with ceroc. In her thirties my sister has come full circle and discovered ballroom for herself, I'm still teetering on the brink of actually doing it myself.

Growing up we watched our parents at family functions, dinner/dances and parties. To my sister and I it was just something that they always did at these type of events and we paid them no real attention. But something was soon to change both of our attitudes towards that whirling, twirling, fancy footwork thing that they did to strange pieces of music. Strictly Come Dancing came to our television screens in 2004 and changed the public image of ballroom and latin dancing for an entire generation. They were using music that was in the charts, while still introducing golden oldies that your parents have on vinyl and classical pieces that you know you've heard in film trailers. The costumes were sleek and modern, not polyester and ruffles. The dancers had attitude and sex appeal, instead of plastered on smiles and far too much hair spray. It was... cool.

So the premise of the show was to pair a professional dancer and a celebrity with no previous dancing experience, eight couples in total. The celebrities were the stars who attracted the audience and the professional dancers did their best to whip them into shape and tap into their potential. By the end of the first series professionals Brendan Cole and Anton DuBeck were celebrities in their own right. (Brendan has since appeared on the West End stage as Billy Flynn in Chicago and Anton has hosted several shows for the BBC.)

By the third series popularity of the show demanded more couples, extending the length of the series. Among the new professional dancers to be added to the line-up was former World Champion Karen Hardy. I fell in love with this woman the moment that I saw her dance; she doesn't just dance with her body, she dances with her soul and it is incredible to watch. I read somewhere that when she retired from professional dancing she felt as though her life was over, but Strictly Come Dancing gave her a little bit of it back.

In the fourth series she was paired with a cricketer, Mark Ramprakash. At first so shy and reserved Karen was afraid she would never get any fire from him, but she did and they stormed through the series to take the trophy. I voted for them, a lot. If I'm honest I voted for her because she stole my heart.

Karen's husband Conrad has an account on YouTube and has posted several of Mark and Karen's fantastic routine's. I've chosen to highlight their Argentine Tango because it was slick and sophisticated and sexy. (It was also something that not even Karen had danced before.) Afterwards, check out their Salsa and their Cha Cha Cha and their Samba... just check out all their dances, they are made of awesomeness!


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sharing is caring - day four: a site

  • Nov. 19th, 2009 at 1:40 AM
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Passion and Perfection

Unless I'm buying a new book from Amazon, or a new dvd from Play, or a new desk from Argos, then most of the websites that I visit online are related to television shows that I obsess over, or films that I am not so patiently waiting to see. In every show, and a few of the films, I'm always looking for the connection between two of the female characters. Whether it be maintext (Helen/Nikki or Rachel/Luce), subtext (Xena/Gabrielle or Idgie/Ruth), or animosity that could possibly be, deep down, read between the lines, true love (Sarah/Cameron or ... nope, can't think of a film pairing to follow that up with at the moment), I'm always looking for more than what I get to see onscreen and fan fiction is the best place to find it.

Whenever I get into a new fandom, and find a new pairing, my first port of call is P&P because there's a good chance that others have seen what I have. Archived in this multi-fandom website is fan fiction, fan art, fan videos and graphics for a plethora of shows and films and theatre; ranging from Star Trek: Voyager and Law and Order: Special Victims Unit to Fried Green Tomatoes and Loving Annabelle and Wicked even has it's own section. It's also great that shows like Birds of Prey, Women's Murder Club and Nikki and Nora, axed before they had a chance, are given new life by dedicated fans who have vision and loyalty.

The website has been around for a good few years now, providing some of the best that the femslash has to offer. Ralst, webmistress extraordianaire, has built a friendly, encouraging and creative community on an international scale that I hope she can look at everyday and be extremely proud of... even when the backlog looks overwhelming and she's struggling with real life and getting those last few hundred words of her latest story ready to go.

Now, let's go see what's new on the Passion Perfect lj community...
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There is a hint of Armageddon in the air. According to the Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (recorded, thankfully, in 1655, before she blew up an entire village and all its inhabitants, who had gathered to watch her burn), the world will end on a Saturday. next Saturday, in fact. So the Armies of Good and Evil are massing, the four Bikers of the Apocalypse are revving up their mighty hogs and hitting the road, and the world's last two remaining witchfinders are getting ready to Fight the Good Fight. Atlantis is rising. Frogs are falling. Tempers are flaring, and everything appears to be going to Divine Plan.

Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not particularly looking forward to the coming Rapture. They've lived amongst Humanity for Millennia, and have grown rather fond of the lifestyle. So if Crowley and Aziraphale are going to stop it from happening, they've got to find and kill the AntiChrist (which is a shame, really, as he's a nice kid). There's just one glitch: someone seems to have misplaced him.

Taken from the dust jacket of my copy of:


This book was a Christmas gift from my sister (well not my current copy; I loaned my original copy back to my sister who took it to the beach where the glue melted in the heat and pages fell out on the sand. My second copy didn't fair much better; I loaned that copy to my girlfriend and we're still not sure where the cover is. My third, and current copy, is a hardback; robust, sturdy and never being loaned to anybody). It took a couple of attempts before I actually managed to read the book in its entirety; it was a different style of writing to what I was used to and at first the annotations aggravated me, but on the third attempt I got into the swing of the story and laughed, chuckled and cried my way through Armageddon.

I've converted a fair few people into the cult of Good Omens. After they finish the book we sit down for a good natter and nearly always end up casting the movie (I currently want Shirley Manson to play 'War' and I think Mackenzie Crook would be a good 'Pollution', with David Tennett as Aziraphale and John Simm as Crowley).

Whenever I get a sore throat that I think might lead to a cold I always put Good Omens on the bedside table. For those nights when I can't stop sneezing and my nose won't stop running and my throat feels like sandpaper I find reading this book to be better than any cough remedy on the market (though I do take a few of them anyway).

And once I read that final page, close the book and put it back on the shelf between 'Stardust' and 'Smoke and Mirrors', I invariably want to watch Kevin Smith's 'Dogma' or Rodgers and Hammerstein's 'Sound of Music'. (Dogma would make sense, Sound of Music not so much, but read the book and you'll understand why.)
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sharing is caring - day two: a picture

  • Nov. 17th, 2009 at 12:24 AM
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Whilst sitting on a beach in Lanzarote back in 2006 I decided to get artistic with my new digital camera. The sands contain ash and lava, giving it that interesting speckled effect. The rocks are all volcanic, porous but smooth. I gathered some together, different shapes and sizes, and while the other tourists braved the cold ater of the Atlantic Ocean I made pretty pictures in the sand.

I laid out a heart, an eye, a Japanese Zen garden, even made impressions of my hands and feet but the paw print was my favourite. It was simple, but cute. I still have the largest stone and the right side claw sitting on my window ledge. They sit along with a collection of other stones that I've acquired over the years. They represent memories; the first time I built a sand castle, the first time I walked in the Hollywood Hills, the day I graduated from university. These particular stones remind me of a day on the beach with my sister.
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sharing is caring - day one: a song

  • Nov. 16th, 2009 at 12:47 AM
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"I'd give up forever to touch you, 'cos I know that you feel me somehow."

That right there is the reason why I love 'Iris' by The Goo Goo Dolls. To experience a feeling so powerful that you would sacrifice everything for it. The idea that love can transcend all barriers; life and death, mortal and immortal, good and evil, are all just obstacles to be challenged. It's what we all dream about, isn't it?



I couldn't find the official music video online, so I searched through live performances and I liked this one the best.
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that time again

  • Feb. 22nd, 2009 at 8:45 PM
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One year older, hopefully a little wiser, though probably not.

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heel against floor and wave upon shore

  • Feb. 21st, 2009 at 12:04 PM
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15 years ago I made the mistake of staying in on a saturday evening and discovered the only thing on telly was the Eurovision Song Contest, live from Ireland.

Somewhere in the middle of the mindnumbing songs, the political scoring and Terry Wogan's sarcastic commentary was a traditional, cultural and mystical sequence called Riverdance.

It caught my attention and my imagination. It made my pulse race and my heartbeat quicken. Quite frankly it was amazing.

15 years later and I have finally had the full experience. No video, no soundtrack, no documentary can ever compare to watching the live show. My attention and imagination were still fired up, my pulse still raced and my heartbeat still quicken, but when you feel the pounding of the steps rattling through your body and feel the music sending shivers through your spine it magnifies. Quite frankly it was fucking amazing.

And I'm not ashamed to admit that I cried.

The tickets were a birthday present from my sister. I think it was a teat for her too... she cried harder than I did.
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run, fat girl, run (update)

  • Jan. 24th, 2009 at 10:33 PM
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Just over a year since I started at Weight Watchers.

I have been re-educated in food. Knowing all about saturated fats, and carbohydrates, and salts. Which ones are good for me, which ones are bad, how much I can eat of some things.

I severely miss being able to drink regular Coca-Cola. But have discovered a taste for Pepsi Max. At the pub I have to drink Diet Pepsi; I am only allowed two pints of this before Katie cuts me off because I apparently turn into an obnoxious drunk.

I went almost an entire year without eating a KFC, and celebrated by eating a KFC. I faired less well with McDonalds, lasting only four months, but in fairness I did go to a convention and was resorting to my regular diet.

Over the course of the year I have reached my 10% target and have collected five Silver 7's. One for every half stone I have lost, a quick tally up there and I've lost 35 pounds (2 1/2 stone). I did make it to 38 pounds but then we had Christmas.

I'm quite pleased with my progress, and have just over another stone to go in order to reach my target weight before learning how to maintain it. And I know that it's going to be the toughest part.

Now pass me a damn cookie!

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i think i kinda, sorta, moved out

  • Jun. 9th, 2008 at 10:48 PM
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I'm not entirely sure though. There was no tearful goodbye with Mum and Dad telling me how much they weren't going to miss my loud music blaring into the night, or the clothes that tried to escape my bedroom on a regular basis. There was no van piled high with furniture, appliances and other possessions backing out of the driveway towards pastures new. And there was certainly no 'well that was the last night I spent in my childhood bedroom'.

Instead I stopped over at the new house on Thursday night for a delivery that was arriving early on Friday morning and now it's Monday and I haven't left.

It's also not as scarily new as I thought it would be. I know this house, it's been a part of my life for all of my life. I learnt to play snooker on a modified pool table that doubled as a dining table. I turned the cupboard under the stairs into a bedroom long before a a certain lightning scarred wizard was even thought of. I used to jump through the sprinkler in the back garden when the summers used to be hot.

But there are some differences. The spare room that I never went in is now the study. The back bedroom I shared with my sister is now Dean's room. The front bedroom is now the bedroom I will one day share with Katie. And the television is bigger, but still in the same corner as it was before.

So I guess I have moved out after all.

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well, it's the middle of the night

  • May. 10th, 2008 at 2:06 AM
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 It's 2am and I can't sleep.

So it's time for some ramblings.

Dean and I were doing some work at the house this evening. We mowed the lawn, twice. Raked the grass clippings, also twice. Then sanded down the walls in what will eventually be my bedroom and pasted them ready to start with the wallpapering tomorrow. I mean later on today. Anyway, I was so exhausted when we got back to my parents place that I barely stayed up long enough to watch the results show of Dancing With The Stars before crawling into bed. And now I'm awake sitting at the computer with a blanket wrapped around me toga style after replacing the lightbulb because I can't type in the dark.

There was a lull at work today and I was wishing for a distraction. Be careful what you wish for. Just after three a handful of very drunk Australian Xena fans called me, from Australia, they were on a mobile and so was I. It was my buddies Penny and Natalie and friends. They were having a Xena get together and playing my music videos and in their enibriated state thought it was a good idea to call. It was great to hear from them, even though I'm not sure of half of what they said, Penny wanted to make sure I'm going to the convention in Burbank next year so we could catch up (I thought she said touch up at first), Natalie wants a rematch at pool because I kicked her arse last time we met in Vegas and I'm sure it was her babbling about dingoes eating her baby. Eventually realising that this phone bill would most likely be catastrophic they bid me goodbye, but not without first extracting promises from me to make some new Xena music videos... it's on my to do list. It was only a 17 minute call but it absolutely made my day.

Now I'm just randomly browsing the internet.

Went to the IMDB, there's been some rumours that Stephanie March may return to SVU, but they are just rumours, at least for the moment. Bring back Alex before we lose faith completely and realise that Butchy McFabulous Olivia Benson is actually straight!

I've been to Amazon, scary, they've had a redesign and I don't like it. It took me at least 10 seconds to locate my wishlist and that's just not good. Even worse I have to restrain myself from buying things by reminding myself that I need to save money to buy things like a new bed, and a desk, and a washing machine and a new kitchen.

Also been over to Passion and Perfection to look for some new fan fiction. I still have my Special Victims Unit phase going so I'm not in the mood for any of my other obsessions, unfortunately there's nothing new and substantial on that front.

Thankfully, for both myself and anyones f-list, Katie is working tonight and has just giving me permission to phone her. She has promised to bore me to sleep. I love my girly.

Night, night xoxo

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family outings and traditions

  • May. 5th, 2008 at 2:31 PM
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Saturday, 26th April 2008

It's that time of year again when we pack two cars with people, clothes and food and head off to the South Coast. A town called Swanage, on the Isle of Purbeck in Dorset to be exact. We make this trip every year as a way to celebrate and remember my granparents who loved the area and to just be together as a family.

Just a couple of weeks before we lost another of our number when Auntie Joyce, my Nan's younger sister, died from respitory problems after suffering a heart attack. She'll be remembered in our thoughts this year also. Since my Grandfather died we had encouraged Nan to spend more time with Joyce and thus Joyce had spent more time with our family, becoming one of the gang as Nan would have called it. She was a cheeky mare who gave as good as she got and proved that many good things do come in small packages. I hope that in their final years, when both were lonely having lost their soul mates that they had some laughs and some adventures with us.

It was our usual early Saturday drive to make sure we got to Wimbourne in time for the market. We wandered around the various stalls, got some earthernware pots for the kitchen and a mole ornament for the garden (Dean named him Arthur), and then we had to get the unusual cheeses that only seem to be sold here: Cheddar Marmite and Afterburn, I intend never to try either. It's then onto Wareham for the Local Produce Market, it still puzzles me that they sell Duracell batteries, bleach and knock off sunglasses... local my arse!

Finally we arrive in Swanage at the house, our rented home for the week. We've stayed in a number of holiday homes in the town and have often passed this particular house and we were all under the impression that it was a Nursing Home. With it's full length, panoramic windows that look out over the bay we were sure it was inhabited by retired Brigaderes playing Backgammon and elderly Woman's Institute ladies making jam. But no, it is owned by a gentleman currently working in Australian and making a little money in his absense. It still looks like a nursing home but now that we've been inside it's a nursing home crossed with an Austrian ski lodge and a Spanish villa, with a green roof. And the view is amazing.

Spent the rest of the afternoon making sure everything was still where we left it. The cafe with the best cream tea, the pub with the 23 ciders, the ice cream parlour that has the best chocolate ice cream, and the shop that girls spend hours in and boys spend hours outside of propping up the wall. I don't know whether it's the early morning or the fresh air but by nine I'm ready to sleep. So I do.

Sunday, 27th April 2008

I don't know how this happens but when I'm on holiday with my parents I always end up getting up earlier than I do on a normal work day. I don't get it.

Sunday is always the day that we head to Studland Bay, where my Grandparents ashes are scattered. They never wanted us to have graves to visit. We pack some sandwiches and a flask, or should I say that Nan and Joyce used to pack sandwiches and a flask because left to Mum she forgot to pack the milk and sugar and completely forgot to bring a drink for me. Tut tut. Their ashes are scattered in the dunes, near a tree that only shows it's top most branches through the build up of sand. I gathered some stones for Grandad and some shells for Nan and placed them by a heather bush. I told them I missed them and what I was doing with the house since Dean and I have decided to move in.

Back at the house we're having some quiet time, well everyone is except Mum. Dad is reading, Naomi is reading, I'm doing a crossword and Dean is putting stickers in his sticker album. Mum has found a book about the local area and keeps piping up with all sorts of facts. We ocassionally mumble at her but largely ignore her. After a bit to eat we pack ourselves into the car to drive back to London for Joyce's funeral tomorrow. From the middle of the backseat Mum is still chattering away; Naomi has turned on her Ipod, soon after I do the same and in the front of the car Dad and Dean discreetly turn up the volume on the radio. I'd never noticed before that my Mum doesn't like silence but I'm pretty sure it's only been since Nan died that it's been this way. I always joked that when I turned 30 I would start channeling my mother, just didn't realise that in order for that to happen she would have to start channeling hers. Spooky.

Monday, 28th April 2008

Maureen arrives at the house before I'm even out of bed. It means the world to my family that she wanted to attend Joyce's funeral. Katie had wanted to be there too but had to work. A card from Kirsty and Tidds also conveys their apologies that they can't be there. Ralph will be joining us at the Crematorium. It's incredible that both my Nan and Joyce meant so much to my friends, that they were thought of and cared for.

I'd not cried for Joyce since she had died. My feelings too confused with guilt and anger and all mixed up with the grief that still lingers so closely at the mere thought of my Nan. The ceremony was in the same chapel but we sat the opposite side. I couldn't look at the coffin; my cousin Emma had placed her flower arrangement at the head of it, the word Nan was spelled out in silver letters against a pink heart pillow. Too much memory of the last time I was there took over and I sobbed. Remembering how we had listened to 'Catch A Falling Star', how Naomi had held me when I wanted to race to the coffin before they took her away from me, and how we had sang along to 'Que Sera Sera'. For Joyce the song was 'You're Beautiful', Joyce always said he was singing it to her.

Piling back into the car we head back to Swanage. With both Naomi and I listening to our Ipods Mum falls asleep within minutes. Why didn't we think of that that last night?

We had all agreed that we would eat out at the Italian that night. We'd never been before, not sure Nan or Joyce would find something on the menu, we certainly did. Sod the diet, I had chicken and pancetta in a carbonara sauce, garlic bread and chips, and for dessert I had some of that amazing chocolate ice cream (the owner of the restaurant and the ice cream parlour are cousins).

Full up we head for home, taking a nice stroll along the darkened beach to start burning off all those calories.

Tuesday, 29th April 2008

We always have an away day. A few years ago I chose Longleat Safari Park where I fed a deer and got drawl all over my hand and in my sisters handbag. Naomi chose a trip on the steam train to Corfe Castle last year. So this year the choice was down to Dean and he chose Portsmouth Dockyard and it was a bloody good day out. They have three ships permanently on display: Warrior, Victory and Mary Rose. Warrior and Victory are pretty much museums themselves. You can roam the decks and touch guns and hammocks and plates and cannons.

Onboard Warrior you can have yourself locked in the brig, so Dean shoved me in and closed the door! It was dark, made me shudder at the thought of actually being locked in. On the lowers decks were the engine rooms, the furnaces that were stoked by the 'Walking Dead'. I had to explain that term to my sister; that the sailors who worked the furnaces were the first to be sacrificed if the ship started taking on water. The doors were sealed and the men left to die. Though it was many, many years later my Grandfather was in the Navy during WWII and he was an engine stoker. I saw the moment that my sister put it all together and it was her turn to shudder.

Victory is incredible. It is still a commissioned vessel and as such ships coming into port still have to salute this piece of history. Out on the top deck there is a plaque to show where Nelson fell in battle and where he died later below decks. I really hope that people were shorter back then because I had to bow my head on the lowest decks, Dean was practically bent double.

Mary Rose was the ship that I was most interested in before the day. Some of my earliest memories include the day that the remains of the wreck were lifted from the depths. Though my four year old mind convinced me that it was made from yellow metal I later learned that this was the cradle that held. The ship is kept in a protected environment and is sprayed with a liquid wax to protect the wood. This preservation will continue until 2011 when it will be moved to a new interactive display. We're already planning our return trip.

Wednesday, 30th April and Thursday, 1st May 2008

The last couple of days were spent just chilling for Dean and I. Whilst Mum, Dad and Naomi had to see agents about the house they're planning to buy down there we went to the arcades and played the Bingo machines, we went to the pub and played the quiz machine, we went to the cafe and had cream tea and sandwiches and we went to the beack to scavenge for rocks. Okay I went to the beach to scavenge for rocks, while Dean ridiculed me from the Broadwalk, I'm still not entirely sure what I plan to do with all those rocks... I'm sure I'll think of something.

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masque three.zero (error latest)

  • Apr. 21st, 2008 at 9:06 PM
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My lungs are clear. Unfortunately all the coughing has left its toll and something in my ribs hurts. If I cough, sneeze or breathe it hurts. If I turn over in bed, or god forbid, try to sleep it hurts.

So it was back to the doctors to be poked and proded, sent to hospital for the threatened chest x-rays and recommended to take painkillers until it stops hurting while I wait for the results of the chest x-rays. Joy. 

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masque three.zero (error update)

  • Apr. 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 PM
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Finally conceded that the wheezing and rattling in my chest needed a professional opinion.

The Practice Nurse listened to my lungs and pronounced them clear but decided to prescribe some antibiotics to be on the safe side. However if the coughing persists I have to go back for chest x-rays and blood work.

Now that doesn't sound scary.  

On a happier note it means I get to watch 30 Rock while I'm off work. I've had the series since January and only just getting around to it. Tina Fey rocks and Stephanie March guest stars as a lesbian. WHOO HOO!

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masque three.zero (error)

  • Mar. 26th, 2008 at 6:27 PM
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It appears that MASQUE 3.0 is not without it's teething problems.

CPU is not functioning correctly and the hardware is prone to malfunction.

Translation:

A week after my birthday I got what I thought was a cold. Itchy ears and sore throat gave way to sneezing and runny nose, general all round crappiness. But as we hit the easter weekend I managed one day of stripping wallpaper in the spare room before being consigned to the couch with lots of layers, coughing fits and an elevated level of crappiness.

Resolution:

There will be a patch available for download shortly.

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masque three.zero (launch party)

  • Feb. 24th, 2008 at 7:29 PM
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Being as I wasn't fond of the idea of turning 30 I left it until the last minute to arrange any kind of festivities to mark the occasion. Ultimately I invited a few friends and family, had some food, played some music and just chatted. The perfect type of party for me.

I finally decided that it was time to introduce some of the members of the London Xena Meetup Group to my family. They are a huge and important part of my life and I think my family were ready for them. So Lara, Jane, Lou, Huma, Debs and Alex joined the party along with the usual suspects of Katie, Dean, Maureen and Ravurian and the rest of my family.

Ravurian decided to get me a 60th card and tear it in half... I love you too Bro. Lara and Jane got me some book tokens and 'Aslan' a toy lion that means I can adopt a real one. When I was 8 I wrote in to Jim'll Fix It because I wanted to adopt a lion. 22 years later Lara and Jane fixed it for me... ROAR. Debs and Alex presented me with the complete boxset of adult Harry Potter books. The box had to be pried out of my hands so that I could blow out the candles on my birthday cake... I love my books.

For some reason, that escapes me now, Dean thought it would be a great idea to have modelling balloons at the party so I picked up a pack. When we eventually managed to get the things blown up the results were varied; Alex made an orange long necked, lop sided dog, Lou managed a green bee, Katie followed the instructions and made a purple dinosaur and I inflated a dark green balloon, stuck a pair of eyes on it and called it a snake. Modelling balloons... who said 30 was grown up?

When Katie and I found ourselves the only ones left the Wii was opened and we finally got to bed some time after 5am.

30 is not so bad after all.

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masque three.zero

  • Feb. 22nd, 2008 at 11:46 PM
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Well it's here. The day that I've been dreading for the last three years... My 30th Birthday.

And now it's here, it's not so bad.

My agonising over turning 30 is based firmly in the 'what exactly have I done with my life' category. I still live with my parents, with a joke of a job and no real idea of what I want to do with myself for the time that I have left on this planet. If being a professional dreamer was a career opportunity then to date I would have 2 television series, 2 mini series, 1 movie, a merchandise empire, 3 Baftas, 2 Golden Globes and an Emmy on my mantelpiece and would have appeared on Mtv Cribs, twice. (My London mansion and Los Angeles villa.) Alas reality is much more real and I'm the only person who can change what I've got. So I'm working on it, I have some tentative plans, some ideas and the realisation that I have to get out of the place I have worked for since university and known all my life. Time to cast aside the safety net.

But back to today. My girl is with me, on my actual birthday and she took me out for dinner. My diet is either forgotten for the evening or birthday calories don't count, especially when there is crispy coated mushrooms and lemon and herb chicken to be had. I'll only turn 30 once and shouldn't have to suffer the whole day.

Although a milesone birthday should be marked with a appropriate present, according to my parents, they had no clue what to buy me. I'm not a girly girl and so jewelery and clothes don't excite me. Nor do ornaments, pottery and plates like it does my sister. But they found the perfect gift: A Nintendo Wii, with extra controller and sports package. WHOO YEAH. It seemed that I had dropped enough hints.

It may well have been late by this time but we decided to do the shopping for my party. You should have seen the look on my sisters face when she saw the chocolate cake I was planning on buying. It would seem that the diet is forgotten for the whole weekend.

So Happy Birthday to me.

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a holiday in two halves (part two)

  • Feb. 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 PM
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Monday 25th January 2008

I hate the Monday after the convention. It’s all over for another year and I have to say goodbye to all my American friends who I probably won’t see for another year, and goodbye to all my British friends who are flying back to Good Ol’ Blighty at some point. But hey, I’m going to Las Vegas so I’m not too tearful!

We get to hang out at Bob Hope airport for most of the morning and invariably we bump into someone from the convention, eeking out the buzz for as long as we can.

Going on South West Airlines is like going on a bus that flies. For a lot of people it’s simply a commute, just like the one I take to work everyday, but with better views, better seats and no overcrowding. I love that the cabin crew wear shorts and tee-shirts and that I barely get my in flight drink to my lips before it’s time to stow my trade table and return my seat to it’s upright position.

A quick ride to the Excalibur Hotel and I feel like I’m home. I miss the sound of the casino; mechanic voices chanting ‘Wheel of Fortune’, the ‘ping, ping, ping’ of the slot machine reels. I even miss the smell of the casino, I have no idea what it is, probably a higher level of oxygen being pumped into the air to keep the gamblers awake. Whatever it is I already have a bounce in my step. The bed is as big as the one we had at the Marriott even if the room isn’t, but I don’t plan to spend a lot of time there.

We’ve scarcely unpacked and I’m dragging Katie out of the room and through the labyrinth of Black Jack, Texas Hold ‘em, Roulette Wheels and out for some exploring. The Luxor, The Mandalay Bay, New York New York and The MGM Grand are in easy reach before we need to meet Maureen and Virginia for dinner, so it’s time to go play on the moving walkways. If it’s not busy I like to do a little song and dance number from ‘Singing In The Rain’ called ‘Broadway Rhythm’; running against the walkway, going with the walkway and singing at the top of my lungs. I can’t seem to help myself. Nor can I seem to quash the desire to run around the inside of The Luxor as though I’m in an episode of Stargate; this, however, I manage not to act out.

We spend a couple of hours looking around the different casinos and shopping arcades, just letting Katie take in the sheer madness that is Las Vegas. Then it’s time to head back to the room and meet up with Maureen and meet Virginia for the first time. Virginia is Maureen’s oldest sister and I’ve heard a lot about her over the years, a lot that Maureen begs me not to reveal that I know. Two hours later I know all the stories again, from Virginia’s point of view; mostly the same story, but with a lot more swearing!

There was no real doubt about where we were going to be eating on our first night in Las Vegas. Maureen and I have waxed lyrical over the Mandalay Bay Buffet for years, Virginia has been once before and was ready to return and Katie had been waiting for this experience since the beginning of the trip. We were too late for the dessert section but who cares when there’s salmon and crab claws, noodle soup that has pasta bows, creamy mashed potato and omelettes made to order.

With our appetites nicely satisfied we wander back through The Mandalay Bay and The Luxor and into The Excalibur. Las Vegas in a big city and we’ve got a lot of ground to cover tomorrow.

Tuesday 26th January 2008

Dropped by the Sherwood Café for breakfast, headed through New York New York (browsed the tee-shirt counter at Coyote Ugly), into the MGM Grand (stopped by the Lion habitat where a couple of cubs were entertaining the audience) and finally arrived in Heaven. Heaven being a three storey tall Coca-Cola bottle; where the famous brand logo is stamped on anything from a key ring to a classic chest refrigerator. I have a pair of pajamas.

No trip to Coca-Cola World would be complete without having at least one drink at the café conveniently located on the top floor. So Katie and I ordered a medium coke and medium diet coke and proceeded to give ourselves brain freeze as we drank them too quickly.

From there we began our whirlwind around the world trip, or at least the Las Vegas version of it. A slow stroll down to Paris, where because we hadn’t finished our Cokes we got ourselves some Pepsi and sat for a few minutes to admire the 1:8 replica of the Eiffel Tower. On the way we passed Morte Carlo, currently closed because it had suffered some fire damage at the weekend. Then we were crossing the Rialto Bridge as we made it to Venice, making a beeline for St Mark’s Piazza, buying ice cream and watching the Gondolas bob past. I’ve never really spent much time in the Venetian and now I know why. Lots of lovely little shops with beautiful masks and amazing hand made leather journals; I could spend a fortune and not even care, so Katie dragged me out and promised to buy me a mask for an early birthday present.

Across the road and we begin the journey back to Arthurian England. We’re a little too early for the Siren’s at Treasure Island so we’ll have to come back for that. We bypass the Forum Shops because I have no desire to spend $300 on a handbag. Spare a brief glance for the Coliseum, well we were sightseeing. We did stop at the Bellagio Lake, but after 15 minutes with no dancing water we moved on because it was starting to get a bit chilly. We ducked into New York New York for a bit of warmth and walked through the pretend streets and into the pretend park. And then we were back to our castle.

We did indeed cover a lot of ground, miles when you take in the endless corridors of the Aladdin’s Passage at Planet Hollywood and the numerous floors of the Fashion Show Mall. And we walked all day, no buses, no cabs, no wonder I only want to go as far as the Round Table Buffet for dinner.

Wednesday 27th January 2008

It’s Annual Best Buy and Barnes and Noble day in Las Vegas. The rest of Las Vegas doesn’t actually celebrate this holiday, just myself and those on the trip with me. It’s a day dedicated to going off Strip to one of the numerous little shopping arcades, what we here in England would call a retail park, and spending a vast amount of dollars on DVDs, CDs, electronics and books.

Last year we discovered after a healthy spend in Best Buy that Barnes and Noble had a 2 for 1 on most of the DVD box sets we’d just got. This year we heeded our mistake and went to Barnes and Noble first; and they’re still having a 2 for 1 deal. After browsing the shelves of television series for a few minutes I realise I have all my Angel and Buffy and Xena box sets. There’s no new release for Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. And every other series I like gets cancelled after 13 episodes and rarely makes it to DVD release. In short I can’t find anything to buy. But then a little gem appears before me: 30 Rock season one. Mine. Tina Fey is my goddess; she writes, she acts, she creates, she produces, why would I not worship her? And Stephanie March as a lesbian… GO GAY FOR GRETCHEN.

Over at Best Buy I pick up Studio 60 and The Shield for Dean, neither of them were available in the 2 for 1 next door. I get close to pulling the Complete Alias box set from the shelf but Katie stops me with a gentle reminder that I’m trying to be careful with money during this trip. I hate it when she makes me sensible.

We manage to get a cab back to the hotel and arrange to reconvene with The Sisters later on for an excursion. In the mean time Katie and I decide that having pictures taken in front of various landmarks would be a fun way to pass the time. So we posed before the Statue of Liberty, The Sphinx, The Eiffel Tower, The Coliseum and the castle – America, Europe, Africa and time travel all in the one day, how wonderful.

Our excursion for the evening is a trip to Fremont Street. I’ve been meaning to do this for six years but never quite got around to it, this year I was determined. The four of us got 24 hour bus passes and boarded The Deuce at Tropicana and sat in traffic for an hour, there was an accident somewhere along the Strip. Finally we get to Fremont Street and I feel a bit of a shiver as I see some of the first casinos to be built in this town: 4 Queens, Golden Nugget, Binion’s Horseshoe, The Golden Gate and The Plaza. Not to mention the Marlborough Man waving away at everyone. I couldn’t resist the chance to pump a few dollars into a slot machine at The 4 Queens just so I could say I did.

We watched the light show on the canopy above us, but I wasn’t really held captive by it. I was more interested by everyone else looking up at it and by the street performers and finding somewhere that was a little bit warmer.

The return bus ride was even more of an adventure than the first. We get as far as the junction of Treasure Island to find the whole thing blocked off by police. No traffic is moving in either direction and foot traffic is forbidden to cross as well. Thankfully sitting just across from us is the daughter of a taxi driver and after a few phone calls she reveals that President Bush is in town. This gets everybody talking to one another, and on discovering that our group is British begin apologising profusely for their leader. Considering he won two elections I have never met anyone who has voted for him.

Unfortunately the delay this caused meant that we would not be in time for The Mandalay Bay buffet and so we opted for the MGM café instead. For some reason unknown to anyone, including myself, at this particular restaurant I always order my starter from the breakfast menu and my main from the starter menu. Not so this year, I took a gamble and had the starter for a starter and a main for a main; chicken noodle soup followed by a cheese and bacon burger. I didn’t manage to finish the burger but at least I know I tried.

Back in the hotel room we decided to actually switch on the rather large television that graced our wall. We tuned into an episode of Sex And The City. I’ve only ever seen one episode of Sex And The City and it was the same one. I fell asleep in no time.

Thursday 28th January 2008

Our last full day in Las Vegas; we decide to skip breakfast at the Sherwood Café in favour of an early lunch in a little place I know. Head to Coca-Cola World, take the escalator to the basement, go past the climbing wall and the aqua massagers, walk through the video game arcade and up a ramp is a little diner that serves the best burgers I’ve ever had in my life.

Katie and I ordered something called ‘Sliders’ as a starter; six mini burgers with various condiments so you can flavour them to your own taste. I followed this with a chicken burger and Katie had a turkey wrap. With enough energy in our system we prepare to tackle the Strip for the final time.

Usually I would spend a couple of hours just playing in the arcade but today we have other plans. We head straight to the Venetian and after walking around the faux alleys and waterways we finally find the little shop selling the carnival masks and Katie lets me pick out my birthday present. It’s a gorgeous half face with silvers and blues and sparkles. She then quickly ushers me from the store before I can be distracted by the leather journals again.

Next we decide to visit The Secret Garden at The Mirage. We watch the Dolphins playing with Frisbees and take plenty of photographs so that we can guarantee that at least a couple will turn out okay. Then it’s onto my favourite part: the big cats, Lions, White Lions, Bengal Tigers, White Tigers, a Black Panther and a Snow Leopard. On my first trip to The Secret Garden I was relieved that these animals are only on show here for opening times and that they live on a big ranch with Siegfried and Roy and that they rotate which cats are on show every few days. And then there’s the Elephant; why does he share his space with a turkey? I ask myself this question every year and I still don’t have the answer. It’s a combination I just don’t understand, clearly.

It was starting to get a little darker out and so we decide to take in The Sirens show at Treasure Island. I’ve never seen the show before; it was fun to watch, some dancing, some acrobatics, some girls in very skimpy clothing who must have been freezing in that water. After the show we wander back along the Strip and as we reach The Bellagio they’re gearing up for a show, how very fortuitous for us. I think the song was ‘It’s Great To Be An American’ but it could have been ‘Singing In The Rain’ I just love watching those fountains dance, and they keep very good time.

Back at The Excalibur I try to spend some of the money I have left because I really don’t want to exchange it when I get home. I put $20 dollars into a slot machine and get $60 out, typical.

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